the american wet dream

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   ahh yes!! I saw this weeks ago and forgot to save it!

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    HAHA :) twilight’s soo cool (Y) .

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    LOL. I usually hate these, but this one’s worth it :D

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, LMAO .

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    HAHA, she hella mest up!

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    LOL. reblogged by alotta people o_O it got too long :p

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE THIS

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    HAHAHA, I like the glare at the end.

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    doesn’t it look like edward’s wearing wings ?:D

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    THIS IS JUST MY FAVORITES =)

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    This is the only one that made me hellaaa laugh

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    caitlinhill:fuckyeahkristenstewart:neversaydie:saaamm:theunderdogg:secondstar05:mike-:zacharoo:erikaisballin:ashleyrawr:w...

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    This is actually really funny. His eyes. Hahaha

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    this is HILARIOUS

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    fuckyeahkristenstewart.

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    He just got pwned.

86. christieisthebomb reblogged this from fuckyeahtwilight and added:

    so funny for some strange reason.

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     I dunno, I think some are running pretty close with humor

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     fuckyeahtwilight

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     I HATE TWILIGHT SO MUCH!!!!!! But this was funny =\

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     only if Twilight was really like this…

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     AHAHAHAHAHA!!

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     i HATE twilight, but...is funny. haha. :)

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     fuckyeahtwilight

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     fuckyeahtwilight hahaha

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     Say what you want, chazzz, but I like it. You’re cold as ice…. why do you have to sacrifices our love?

180. chuxdlx reblogged this from shredzyrhead and added:

     Gross kelly. Our friendship is now on thin ice. :P

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     It’s still funny. And I do like Twilight I’m not going to be some pompus ass that claims they don’t. I’m not one of...

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     Again, I am not a fan of the movie, but jokes using these shots are hilarious.

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     Make my day too. :D

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     always with the teary eyed stare, always.

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     eh. I hate how I have to automatically reblog these things. They make my day just a LITTLE bit better.

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     Haha, stupid humor.

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     sheisdead:stammy:eeaysee:

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     This is only good because it’s true; NOT because it’s Twilight.

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     yeah i know everyone’s seen it but still. lawl

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     HHAHAHAH! this totally made me laugh!

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     LMFAO. Thanks K! Classic!

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     I won’t tell him my name XD

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     WIN!!!! But how dare twilight disgrace tumblr by mention in screen cap.

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     karawest / dreamywander / bedscenes …LOL

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     Hahaha thats what I would tell a idoit like him too!

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     You can follow me, Bella.

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     is kind of funny.

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     pukingrainbows:razzlesparkledazzle:fuckyeahtwilight:fuckyeahalicia:oceanchild:lexaxnan:kelseyroxanne::flesheatingvirus

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     HAH… so many conversations out of one picture sequence… I do really enjoy this one, though.

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     I normally don’t do this kind

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     razzlesparkledazzle:fuckyeahtwilight:fuckyeahalicia:oceanchild:lexaxnan:kelseyroxanne::flesheatingvirus / bedscenes

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     best one i have seen so far lol

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     hahaha, i just watched this last night too

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     haha this shyt had me laughing! lol

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     lmao this is cool, this part was cool as well she was thinkin’ wtf.

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     LOL. THE STARE AT THE END. LOL.

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     Lmfaoooo. This made me giggle :P

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